From the article: Element Symbols in Element Names
Do you know a joke pertaining to the chemical elements or are you looking for some element humor? Share your element joke or read element jokes submitted by others. Share Your Element Joke
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- Knock Knock, Who's There? Berryl Berryl who? Berryl and Lium
- —Sisholls
@ Guest guest
- Nitrogen Is only N. Neon is Ne therefore it would be Fluoride, iodine and neon :3
- —Guest Guest lol
cut leg
- what did the chemiste do when he cut his leg? he put his neon (knee on) a table to bandage it up
- —Guest papercutyourface
asfklkyjhadoig i love this one
- chemistry jokes are sodium funny! hah. say it out loud.
- —Guest chemistryyy
just punny
- sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!!
- —Guest Soulxjoy
hahaha argon
- Argon walks into a bar. Bar man says, "We don't serve noble gases." Argon doesn't react
- —Guest :D
chemistry jokes
- all the good chemistry jokes Argon...............................................................
- —Guest zaz
Iron man
- I am a superhero Fe= Iron Male= man Therefore I am iron man
- —Guest Epic cheese
carnival fun
- What is the element's favorite carnival ride? The Ferrous Wheel, of course!
- —Guest cpt chem
haha
- Forget hydrogen you're my number one element...........................
- —Guest hii
NaH
- when someone i dont like asks me to hang out i tell them sodium hydrogen
- —Guest mikey
Dating
- Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK
- —Guest McCMcC
Did you hear?
- Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMG
- —Guest ....
Floride, Iodine, Nitrogen
- Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine and Nitrogen cause you are fine :D
- —Guest Guest
YOU BiTcH xD
- What did Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium, Bismuth, Technetium & Hydrogen Say?
- —Guest Javier
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