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- what happened to the chemist in the cave
-Berkelium(bear kill him)
- —Guest git shrekt
bad potassium joke
- Hey want to hear a joke about potassium............K
- —Guest teamwilson
this one is legit
- You must be ethidium bromide, because I'm tangled in your double helix.
- —Guest Danielrain77
Pick up line
- Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium and titanium ? Cause you're a BeUTi ( beauty )
- —Guest Bubbles
- Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass?
Only the Catholic ones!!
- —Guest PeabmnutBuder
"Na"t just another sodium joke
- Are you feeling under the weather today? Because you look like you're Na fine.
- —Guest Nik
sodium and hydrogen
- sooo i was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen......but NaH
- —Guest merechild
Not quite an element joke...
- So an atom walks into a bar with a gun and the bartender says "Who are you and what do you want?" to which the atom replies "The name's Bond, Ionic Bond, and I want an electron taken, not shared."
- —Guest The laughmaster
- What do you do to dead elements.......... You barium.
- —Guest Yo mama
- I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it told me it was not available!!(Na)
- —Guest Guest ryguy
- what do you say when: oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar?
- —Guest cesadite
- Knock Knock,
Berryl and Lium
@ Guest guest
- Nitrogen Is only N. Neon is Ne therefore it would be Fluoride, iodine and neon :3
- —Guest Guest lol
- what did the chemiste do when he cut his leg?
he put his neon (knee on) a table to bandage it up
- —Guest papercutyourface
asfklkyjhadoig i love this one
- chemistry jokes are sodium funny!
hah. say it out loud.
- —Guest chemistryyy