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best pick up line ever?
- are you 11 protons cause you are sodium
(so damn) fine?
- —Guest the GodKing
- What did the Chemist say to motivate his team?
we ARGON to BARIUM.
- —Guest ChemKid
- What don't you understand about copper? It makes perfect CENTS!
- —Guest Matt Smith
- A good way to remember gold is "Au gimme that gold"
- —Guest idk
I thought this was smart
- What do you do with a dead scientist? You barium. That's if you can't helium or curium.
- —Guest AN3MAL
A Wrestling Joke With Elements
- A wrestler holding down an opponent may hav a NEON him
- —Guest Amy Hollands
Two chemists in a bar
- Two chemists walk into a bar, the first says I will have some H2O and the second one says I will have some H2O too and the second one dies! Hahaha (get it... H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and you can't drink it or you will die)
- —Guest Abouttodoachemexam
- what happened to the chemist in the cave
-Berkelium(bear kill him)
- —Guest git shrekt
bad potassium joke
- Hey want to hear a joke about potassium............K
- —Guest teamwilson
this one is legit
- You must be ethidium bromide, because I'm tangled in your double helix.
- —Guest Danielrain77
Pick up line
- Are you made out of beryllium, ununtrium and titanium ? Cause you're a BeUTi ( beauty )
- —Guest Bubbles
- Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass?
Only the Catholic ones!!
- —Guest PeabmnutBuder
"Na"t just another sodium joke
- Are you feeling under the weather today? Because you look like you're Na fine.
- —Guest Nik
sodium and hydrogen
- sooo i was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen......but NaH
- —Guest merechild
Not quite an element joke...
- So an atom walks into a bar with a gun and the bartender says "Who are you and what do you want?" to which the atom replies "The name's Bond, Ionic Bond, and I want an electron taken, not shared."
- —Guest The laughmaster