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From the article: Weird Chemistry Facts
Do you know a joke pertaining to the chemical elements or are you looking for some element humor? Share your element joke or read element jokes submitted by others. Share Your Element Joke

sodium and hydrogen

sooo i was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen......but NaH
—Guest merechild

Not quite an element joke...

So an atom walks into a bar with a gun and the bartender says "Who are you and what do you want?" to which the atom replies "The name's Bond, Ionic Bond, and I want an electron taken, not shared."
—Guest The laughmaster

Dead elements

What do you do to dead elements.......... You barium.
—Guest Yo mama

Gold

A gold bar walks into his freind's house and says au!
—Guest Djman

Joke

I was gonna share with u an awesome chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
—Guest Amy

You're "CuTe"

Are you made out of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe!
—Guest Mr.Chemist

hehehe

Are you made of berium, gold and titanium+ Because you are BEAUTIful
—Guest guest mcchemist

No Prob

When my friend said, "Thanks, man," I said Np. (Np= Neptunium)
—Guest A Hooman

ammonia gas

we were in a conference meeting when hydrogen and his best friend nitrogen bonded.how will the meeting be?........
—Guest chemist

iron man

iron man is a FE male...........................................................................................................................
—Guest thelad427

he wasnt noble enough

the element of surprise wasnt aloud near the periodic table
—Guest bob

Stable Octet

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, you're going to have to leave. We don't serve Noble Gases here." Argon does not react.
—Guest Guest-best

Golden Bar Jokes

A block of gold walks into a bar and starts a fight. The bartender says: "A U, get out of here!"
—Guest Sherlock

OMG!!!

Oxygen and Magnesium went out and I was like OMg!!
—Guest da best

H2O2

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have some water as well - why did you say the chemical formula?" The first chemist looks down, annoyed that his assassination attempt has failed.
—Guest name here

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