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From the article: Weird Chemistry Facts
Do you know a joke pertaining to the chemical elements or are you looking for some element humor? Share your element joke or read element jokes submitted by others. Share Your Element Joke

Golden Bar Jokes

A block of gold walks into a bar and starts a fight. The bartender says: "A U, get out of here!"
—Guest Sherlock


Oxygen and Magnesium went out and I was like OMg!!
—Guest da best


Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have some water as well - why did you say the chemical formula?" The first chemist looks down, annoyed that his assassination attempt has failed.
—Guest name here

pick up line ok

are u flourine iodine and neon? bc gurl, u're FINe a ahaha get it i'm funny
—Guest cool

Neutron Joke

A neutron walkes into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bar tender "how much do I owe you?" The bar tender replies, "For you, no charge!"
—Guest CHM student

Oxygen went out with nitrogen...

Did it go OK................................... NO!
—Guest Elmo


What do you get when you mix germanium, nitrogen, iodine, uranium, and sulfur together?!?!?! A genius
—Guest Bromine


I like chemistry jokes, but the good ones are argon.
—Guest Scientist

Two metal catalysts

What did the Fe catalyst say to the Mn catalyst in the other beaker? Hey manganese, I've got my iron you
—Guest Zee

Sodium "Na"

My mom asked if I wanted salt on that, I said, "Na".
—Guest Na

periodic table

When do you tell chemistry jokes? Periodically lololololololo
—Guest woop


Arw you depressed? alcohol is the best solution :D
—Guest macha'ouliabub

Element Jokes

I always thought telling Element jokes was kind of Radical !!!
—Guest John W

Acid Comment

Johnny was a joker. He isn't anymore. Cuz what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4
—Guest Frank

Pick up line

Do you have 11 protons, because you are Sodium fine.
—Guest Guest

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