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Argon

I was going to tell a periodic table joke but all them Argon...
—iamwonderval

Neighbor!

They were standing in their yards. Pop the Cd In neighbor!!!!!!!!
—Guest great people

Boring

Come on guys, these chemistry jokes are getting a bit boron.
—Guest A bizzle boron

Helium

Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium??? A: HeHe
—Guest Haha youll never know

Gold

What do you say when someone takes your gold watch? Au come back with my watch!
—Guest abbylauren

Hydrogen

What did the elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!
—Guest Guest is Me

Chemist

Billy was a chemist's son but now he is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
—Guest Nerdfighter

ion

Q: what did one ion say to another? A: Ive got my ion you.
—Guest bree the geek;)

barium

My dog died so I had to barium......................
—Guest gege

protons

Protons have mass, I didn't know they were christian
—Guest funny man1212

Boron and burium, krypton

Your so boron I'm going to go find a krypton to burium in:)
—Guest Nerd

A Penguin

A neutron went to buy a drink. He asked the employee how much it is. Employee: For you, no charge! :) Proton 1: Hey, that man just got a free drink! Proton 2: Are you sure? Proton 1: I'm positive! :)
—Guest ;)

U Li

Obama is giving his speech. Joe Wilson says: "U Li!!"
—Guest thehalfginger

Na…

This joke is sodium good. (you have to hear it to get it...:)
—Guest thehalfginger

Sodium and potassium

You want to hear a joke about sodium? NA! You want to hear a joke about potassium? K!
—Guest Belly

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