U fine
- Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine!!
- —Guest Veronica
Ho
- A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons." In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh.
- —Guest Pluto
boom
- Boron, the Oxygen twins and Molybdenum set off a bomb: BOOM(o)
- —Guest carbon, hydrogen, erbium, erbium, sulfur
BEAUTFAL (BEAUTIFUL)
- Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, Titanium, Fluorine, and Aluminum? Because you are BEAUTIFAL
- —Guest LEXI
Responsible bartender
- Two chemists walk into a bar. One says to the bar tender, 'I'll have some H2O please.' The second said 'I'll have some H2O too.' They both received water because the bar tender wasn't irresponsible enough to serve hydrogen perixide as a drink.
- —Guest Leah
Bacon
- What do you get when you mix Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen? BaCoN
- —Chelseamil
The Sound of Music in the Lab
- What do you sing when you work with vitamin K? To the tune of "I Am 16 Going On 17" you sing, "Menadione Sodium Bisulfate sometimes called vitamin K, since Whitmoyer products came to your service throw all your cares away." And working with EDDI you can sing Ethylene Diamine Dihydriodide to the tune of "What Are We Going To Do About Maria"? And to Edelweiss, you can sing "Whitsyn'S', Whitsyn'S' for your chickens and turkeys, "Whitsyn'S', Whitsyn'S' for your chickens and turkeys. Just one part to a thousand helps prevent coccidiosis, Whitsyn'S', Whitsyn'S' for your chickens and turkeys." [Whitmoyer was a veterinary pharmaceutical manufacturer and they are no longer in business.]
- —Guest curtislmease
Brandon
- Are you made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe!
- —Guest Horrible Pickup Lines
Element Gossip
- I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were together, and I was like OMg!
- —Guest Gossip Girl
atomss
- don't trust an atom... they make everything up!!!!! ;D
- —Guest shalalaala
bar
- oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium and phosphorus walk into a bar and the bartender says, "OH SNaP"
- —Guest qwerty
gold
- A gold atom walks into a bar and the bartender says "AU, get out!"
- —Guest qwerty
H2o
- What happened to a man that got stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine volt battery? He was booked for a salt and battery.
- —Guest qwerty
H2o
- If H2o is water, then what is H2o4? Bathing, drinking, swimming,cooking, etc
- —Guest qwerty
PoLaNd
- Are you from PoLaNd? - No. Polonium, Lanthanum, Neodymium, Nobelium.
- —Guest Poltrix99
