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NaH

when someone i dont like asks me to hang out i tell them sodium hydrogen
—Guest mikey

Dating

Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK
—Guest McCMcC

Did you hear?

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMG
—Guest ....

Floride, Iodine, Nitrogen

Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine and Nitrogen cause you are fine :D
—Guest Guest

YOU BiTcH xD

What did Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium, Bismuth, Technetium & Hydrogen Say?
—Guest Javier

funny

>you wanna ear a joke about potassium?.......K ?you wanna hear a joke about sodium?.......Na >you wanna hear a joke about silicon?........Si >you wanna year a joke about nitrogen and oxygen?.......NO >you wanna hear a joke about tungsten?........W
—Guest too-cool-

Element knowledge

Teacher:Do you know your elements? Student:yeah,maybe... Teacher: isotope so.
—Guest Marie!

EleMent pick up line

Are you made of copper and tellurium?? Because you're pretty CuTe!
—Guest Hi

helium

Q: y does helium laugh so much? A: because it goes HeHe
—Guest dom f.

Nabro

Chemist 1: do you have any sodium bromate? Chemist 2: N aBrO
—Guest Macaroni

Zinc

What does a metal miner write home in a letter to his girlfriend? I am zincing of you all the time! :)
—Guest Ilovescience

What's it spell??

What does Uranium, Nickel, Cobalt, and Radon spell? UNiCoRn!!!
—Guest NinjaSaurus-Rex MLIA

Skavoc

Guys, stop it with the puns. We've all Sulfured enough.
—Guest Skavoc

haha, :D

my jokes are kinda boron.. but alot of the good ones argon. i'd pay a nickel to hear another joke. these are comedy gold..
—Guest sha0ihbgsid

Argon

I was going to tell a periodic table joke but all them Argon...
—iamwonderval

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