- when someone i dont like asks me to hang out i tell them sodium hydrogen
- —Guest mikey
- Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK
- —Guest McCMcC
Did you hear?
- Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMG
- —Guest ....
Floride, Iodine, Nitrogen
- Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine and Nitrogen cause you are fine :D
- —Guest Guest
YOU BiTcH xD
- What did Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium, Bismuth, Technetium & Hydrogen Say?
- —Guest Javier
- >you wanna ear a joke about potassium?.......K ?you wanna hear a joke about sodium?.......Na >you wanna hear a joke about silicon?........Si >you wanna year a joke about nitrogen and oxygen?.......NO >you wanna hear a joke about tungsten?........W
- —Guest too-cool-
- Teacher:Do you know your elements? Student:yeah,maybe... Teacher: isotope so.
- —Guest Marie!
EleMent pick up line
- Are you made of copper and tellurium?? Because you're pretty CuTe!
- —Guest Hi
- Q: y does helium laugh so much? A: because it goes HeHe
- —Guest dom f.
- Chemist 1: do you have any sodium bromate? Chemist 2: N aBrO
- —Guest Macaroni
- What does a metal miner write home in a letter to his girlfriend? I am zincing of you all the time! :)
- —Guest Ilovescience
What's it spell??
- What does Uranium, Nickel, Cobalt, and Radon spell? UNiCoRn!!!
- —Guest NinjaSaurus-Rex MLIA
- Guys, stop it with the puns. We've all Sulfured enough.
- —Guest Skavoc
- my jokes are kinda boron.. but alot of the good ones argon. i'd pay a nickel to hear another joke. these are comedy gold..
- —Guest sha0ihbgsid
- I was going to tell a periodic table joke but all them Argon...