How's the Date?
- I heard Magnesium went out with Oxygen, after Oxygen's date with potassium didn't go OK. OMg.
- —Guest Knobloch Minecraft
- When oxygen,hydrogen,nitrogen and another oxygen come together, the all say oh no
- —Guest minerman 69
- bad jokes in chemistry 'cause the Good Ones Are_gone(argon)
- —Guest favie
Like a BOsS
- Combine Boron, Osmium, and sulphur like a BOsS. (It says that this is not 50 characters , but Professor Cat does not care. :3 Well, I must me off then. Toodleloo!)
- —Guest Professor Cat
- Are u made of copper and tellurium Because ur Cu Te
- —Guest Cynthia
- What did Paul Revere go upon in April 18 1775? Ans: Amide nitride
- —Guest DocRider
- Hey you? Me? Yeah. Do you want to here a joke about potassium? K
- —Guest Alec
- One atom of sodium is alone with one atom of chlorine. When they bond to make sodium chloride, the chlorine says: "I've got my ion you!"
- —Guest SuperMario
Walking into a bar
- Copper and iron are sitting at a bar the gold walks in. They say: Au
- —Guest Poop
- a miner struck gold for the first time when a thief came and stole his loot, the miner shouted A u give me back my gold!!!
- —Guest olive0708
How was your date?
- i asked asked Potassium how their date went with Oxygen. They said it was OK.
- —Guest Magz09_them_protons_are_fineee
Sodium and hydrogen
- I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen but NaH
- —Guest Geust 3577322
What Johnny thought
- Johnny was a chemists son but johnny is no more. what johnny thought was h2O was H2SO4.
- —Guest Lilly -bines
- Did I tell you the joke about Sodium, Bromine and Oxygen? NaBrO
- —Guest Angad
- Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't allow your kind in this place!" Argon doesn't react.
- —Guest The Pi Guy