are you made up of 11 pro. and 12 nue.
- because your sodium fine hahahahah then she replied Na
- —Guest boss
- Never trust an atom................................................ they make up EVERYTHING!
- —Guest element101
What to do with patients
- If you can't curium (cure them) or helium (heal them) , you barium (bury them)
- —Guest Smarties
- So, were you made from the mixture of Sulfur, Oxygen, Carbon, Iodine, more Oxygen, Protactinium, and Thorium? Because you are such a SOCIOPaTh!
- —Guest Apple
Sulfur, Tungsten, Silver.
- What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.
- —Guest Swiggity-Swag
- Let's take all these bad chemistry...... and Barium!!!
- —Guest The Troll
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table.... He only believes in the Element of Surprise?
- —Guest norris
- A woman walked into a bar and i said "Au mind coming with me to sell some gold?"
- —Guest DUKE
- My teacher asked me to put Oxygen and Potassium together. I said OK.
- —Guest chem whiz
- my teacher told me to mix up oxygen and nitrogen together I told her NO
- —Guest dood
- he failed his chemistry test. he's sodium. all the kids laughed at him wowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowoowowow
- —Guest dick
Sodium? Ahhhh this guy
- Anyone have any jokes about sodium? ........... Na
- —Guest Lindsay
- Q: where do lithium, Bromine, argon, and yttrium like to hang out? A: at the LiBrArY
- —Guest Bored
- How to flirt in chemistry: are you made of Beryllium, gold, titanium? because you are Be-Au-Ti(beauty)
- —Guest your mom
- So I ask my friend AU what should I get my girl friend? He says: just get a girls best friend GOLD
- —Guest Pika uh