pick up line ok
- are u flourine iodine and neon? bc gurl, u're FINe a ahaha get it i'm funny
- —Guest cool
- A neutron walkes into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bar tender "how much do I owe you?" The bar tender replies, "For you, no charge!"
- —Guest CHM student
Oxygen went out with nitrogen...
- Did it go OK................................... NO!
- —Guest Elmo
- What do you get when you mix germanium, nitrogen, iodine, uranium, and sulfur together?!?!?! A genius
- —Guest Bromine
- I like chemistry jokes, but the good ones are argon.
- —Guest Scientist
Two metal catalysts
- What did the Fe catalyst say to the Mn catalyst in the other beaker? Hey manganese, I've got my iron you
- —Guest Zee
- My mom asked if I wanted salt on that, I said, "Na".
- —Guest Na
- When do you tell chemistry jokes? Periodically lololololololo
- —Guest woop
- Arw you depressed? alcohol is the best solution :D
- —Guest macha'ouliabub
- I always thought telling Element jokes was kind of Radical !!!
- —Guest John W
- Johnny was a joker. He isn't anymore. Cuz what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4
- —Guest Frank
Pick up line
- Do you have 11 protons, because you are Sodium fine.
- —Guest Guest
are you made up of 11 pro. and 12 nue.
- because your sodium fine hahahahah then she replied Na
- —Guest boss
- Never trust an atom................................................ they make up EVERYTHING!
- —Guest element101
What to do with patients
- If you can't curium (cure them) or helium (heal them) , you barium (bury them)
- —Guest Smarties