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just punny

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!!
—Guest Soulxjoy

hahaha argon

Argon walks into a bar. Bar man says, "We don't serve noble gases." Argon doesn't react
—Guest :D

chemistry jokes

all the good chemistry jokes Argon...............................................................
—Guest zaz

Iron man

I am a superhero Fe= Iron Male= man Therefore I am iron man
—Guest Epic cheese

carnival fun

What is the element's favorite carnival ride? The Ferrous Wheel, of course!
—Guest cpt chem

haha

Forget hydrogen you're my number one element...........................
—Guest hii

NaH

when someone i dont like asks me to hang out i tell them sodium hydrogen
—Guest mikey

Dating

Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK
—Guest McCMcC

Did you hear?

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMG
—Guest ....

Floride, Iodine, Nitrogen

Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine and Nitrogen cause you are fine :D
—Guest Guest

YOU BiTcH xD

What did Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium, Bismuth, Technetium & Hydrogen Say?
—Guest Javier

funny

>you wanna ear a joke about potassium?.......K ?you wanna hear a joke about sodium?.......Na >you wanna hear a joke about silicon?........Si >you wanna year a joke about nitrogen and oxygen?.......NO >you wanna hear a joke about tungsten?........W
—Guest too-cool-

Element knowledge

Teacher:Do you know your elements? Student:yeah,maybe... Teacher: isotope so.
—Guest Marie!

EleMent pick up line

Are you made of copper and tellurium?? Because you're pretty CuTe!
—Guest Hi

helium

Q: y does helium laugh so much? A: because it goes HeHe
—Guest dom f.

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