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Dead elements

What do you do to dead elements.......... You barium.
—Guest Yo mama

Sodium

I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it told me it was not available!!(Na)
—Guest Guest ryguy

OH SNaP

what do you say when: oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar? OH SNaP!
—Guest cesadite

hahahahahahahahahaha funny

Knock Knock, Who's There? Berryl Berryl who? Berryl and Lium
—Sisholls

@ Guest guest

Nitrogen Is only N. Neon is Ne therefore it would be Fluoride, iodine and neon :3
—Guest Guest lol

cut leg

what did the chemiste do when he cut his leg? he put his neon (knee on) a table to bandage it up
—Guest papercutyourface

asfklkyjhadoig i love this one

chemistry jokes are sodium funny! hah. say it out loud.
—Guest chemistryyy

just punny

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!!
—Guest Soulxjoy

hahaha argon

Argon walks into a bar. Bar man says, "We don't serve noble gases." Argon doesn't react
—Guest :D

chemistry jokes

all the good chemistry jokes Argon...............................................................
—Guest zaz

Iron man

I am a superhero Fe= Iron Male= man Therefore I am iron man
—Guest Epic cheese

carnival fun

What is the element's favorite carnival ride? The Ferrous Wheel, of course!
—Guest cpt chem

haha

Forget hydrogen you're my number one element...........................
—Guest hii

NaH

when someone i dont like asks me to hang out i tell them sodium hydrogen
—Guest mikey

Dating

Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK
—Guest McCMcC

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