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are you made up of 11 pro. and 12 nue.

because your sodium fine hahahahah then she replied Na
—Guest boss

atoms

Never trust an atom................................................ they make up EVERYTHING!
—Guest element101

What to do with patients

If you can't curium (cure them) or helium (heal them) , you barium (bury them)
—Guest Smarties

Birthday

So, were you made from the mixture of Sulfur, Oxygen, Carbon, Iodine, more Oxygen, Protactinium, and Thorium? Because you are such a SOCIOPaTh!
—Guest Apple

Sulfur, Tungsten, Silver.

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.
—Guest Swiggity-Swag

Barium

Let's take all these bad chemistry...... and Barium!!!
—Guest The Troll

chuck

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table.... He only believes in the Element of Surprise?
—Guest norris

Gold

A woman walked into a bar and i said "Au mind coming with me to sell some gold?"
—Guest DUKE

Ok

My teacher asked me to put Oxygen and Potassium together. I said OK.
—Guest chem whiz

oxygen

my teacher told me to mix up oxygen and nitrogen together I told her NO
—Guest dood

sodium

he failed his chemistry test. he's sodium. all the kids laughed at him wowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowoowowow
—Guest dick

Sodium? Ahhhh this guy

Anyone have any jokes about sodium? ........... Na
—Guest Lindsay

Ha.

Q: where do lithium, Bromine, argon, and yttrium like to hang out? A: at the LiBrArY
—Guest Bored

lol

How to flirt in chemistry: are you made of Beryllium, gold, titanium? because you are Be-Au-Ti(beauty)
—Guest your mom

Gold

So I ask my friend AU what should I get my girl friend? He says: just get a girls best friend GOLD
—Guest Pika uh

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