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Readers Respond: Element Jokes

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Iron man

I am a superhero Fe= Iron Male= man Therefore I am iron man
—Guest Epic cheese

carnival fun

What is the element's favorite carnival ride? The Ferrous Wheel, of course!
—Guest cpt chem


Forget hydrogen you're my number one element...........................
—Guest hii


when someone i dont like asks me to hang out i tell them sodium hydrogen
—Guest mikey


Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK
—Guest McCMcC

Did you hear?

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMG
—Guest ....

Floride, Iodine, Nitrogen

Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine and Nitrogen cause you are fine :D
—Guest Guest


What did Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium, Bismuth, Technetium & Hydrogen Say?
—Guest Javier


>you wanna ear a joke about potassium?.......K ?you wanna hear a joke about sodium?.......Na >you wanna hear a joke about silicon?........Si >you wanna year a joke about nitrogen and oxygen?.......NO >you wanna hear a joke about tungsten?........W
—Guest too-cool-

Element knowledge

Teacher:Do you know your elements? Student:yeah,maybe... Teacher: isotope so.
—Guest Marie!

EleMent pick up line

Are you made of copper and tellurium?? Because you're pretty CuTe!
—Guest Hi


Q: y does helium laugh so much? A: because it goes HeHe
—Guest dom f.


Chemist 1: do you have any sodium bromate? Chemist 2: N aBrO
—Guest Macaroni


What does a metal miner write home in a letter to his girlfriend? I am zincing of you all the time! :)
—Guest Ilovescience

What's it spell??

What does Uranium, Nickel, Cobalt, and Radon spell? UNiCoRn!!!
—Guest NinjaSaurus-Rex MLIA

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