"Na"t just another sodium joke
- Are you feeling under the weather today? Because you look like you're Na fine.
- —Guest Nik
sodium and hydrogen
- sooo i was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen......but NaH
- —Guest merechild
Not quite an element joke...
- So an atom walks into a bar with a gun and the bartender says "Who are you and what do you want?" to which the atom replies "The name's Bond, Ionic Bond, and I want an electron taken, not shared."
- —Guest The laughmaster
- What do you do to dead elements.......... You barium.
- —Guest Yo mama
- I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it told me it was not available!!(Na)
- —Guest Guest ryguy
- what do you say when: oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar? OH SNaP!
- —Guest cesadite
- Knock Knock, Who's There? Berryl Berryl who? Berryl and Lium
@ Guest guest
- Nitrogen Is only N. Neon is Ne therefore it would be Fluoride, iodine and neon :3
- —Guest Guest lol
- what did the chemiste do when he cut his leg? he put his neon (knee on) a table to bandage it up
- —Guest papercutyourface
asfklkyjhadoig i love this one
- chemistry jokes are sodium funny! hah. say it out loud.
- —Guest chemistryyy
- sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!!
- —Guest Soulxjoy
- Argon walks into a bar. Bar man says, "We don't serve noble gases." Argon doesn't react
- —Guest :D
- all the good chemistry jokes Argon...............................................................
- —Guest zaz
- I am a superhero Fe= Iron Male= man Therefore I am iron man
- —Guest Epic cheese
- What is the element's favorite carnival ride? The Ferrous Wheel, of course!
- —Guest cpt chem