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From the article: Science Pranks
Science is funny and scientists have a great sense of humor! Do you have a science joke or riddle or are you looking for one? Share your science joke or read jokes submitted by other readers. Share Your Joke

auxin

You must be an a auxin because you make my stem elongate!!
—Guest mfbadGeeks

Helium (;

I was reading a book about helium last night. It was so good that I couldn't put it down!
—Guest 3.1415926535897932384626433

Newtron walks into a bar

Neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the Proton bartender how much he owes. Proton: points at Neutron and says "No Charge". Neutron: "Are you sure?". Proton: "I'm Postive!".
—Guest Guest

Chemistry joke

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium then you are going to have to barium
—Guest Shelton cooper

Chemistry Jokes

I would tell a joke about chemistry, but all the good ones Argon.
—Guest Paul N

nuetron

So one day a neutron walks into a bar. He asked the bartender " how much for a drink?" The bar tender replies " for you my good sir, it's no charge.
—Guest none of your bizz

Batman

Q. What is Batman's favorite element? A. Sodium Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman!
—Guest Manatee fan

Science

One atom said " Oh my atoms! I lost an electron! The other one said " are you sure? " the other one screams " yes I'm POSITIVE!"
—Guest Evy

Luggage

A photon walks into an inn. The innkeeper asks,"Hey, do you need help with your luggage?" To which the proton responds,"No, it's okay. I'm travelling light."
—Guest Ashlehigh

Sudium

Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine. (;
—Sexybeast1717

Atoms

Q: why should you bever trust an atom? A: they make up everything!!!
—Guest Adam

funny

Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium........................... K!
—Guest awesome

The right H2SO4

billy was a chemist's son but now he is no more... what he thought was H2O was H2SO4 (that's the best form of the song)
—Guest of the universe

barium

Why don't we take all the chemistry jokes and barium.
—Guest BaCoN

Medical elements

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium medical elements? A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium
—Guest DESTROYEROF69

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