From the article: Science Pranks
Science is funny and scientists have a great sense of humor! Do you have a science joke or riddle or are you looking for one? Share your science joke or read jokes submitted by other readers. Share Your Joke
- You must be an a auxin because you make my stem elongate!!
- —Guest mfbadGeeks
- I was reading a book about helium last night. It was so good that I couldn't put it down!
- —Guest 3.1415926535897932384626433
Newtron walks into a bar
- Neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the Proton bartender how much he owes. Proton: points at Neutron and says "No Charge". Neutron: "Are you sure?". Proton: "I'm Postive!".
- —Guest Guest
- What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium then you are going to have to barium
- —Guest Shelton cooper
- I would tell a joke about chemistry, but all the good ones Argon.
- —Guest Paul N
- So one day a neutron walks into a bar. He asked the bartender " how much for a drink?" The bar tender replies " for you my good sir, it's no charge.
- —Guest none of your bizz
- Q. What is Batman's favorite element? A. Sodium Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman!
- —Guest Manatee fan
- One atom said " Oh my atoms! I lost an electron! The other one said " are you sure? " the other one screams " yes I'm POSITIVE!"
- —Guest Evy
- A photon walks into an inn. The innkeeper asks,"Hey, do you need help with your luggage?" To which the proton responds,"No, it's okay. I'm travelling light."
- —Guest Ashlehigh
- Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine. (;
- Q: why should you bever trust an atom? A: they make up everything!!!
- —Guest Adam
- Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium........................... K!
- —Guest awesome
The right H2SO4
- billy was a chemist's son but now he is no more... what he thought was H2O was H2SO4 (that's the best form of the song)
- —Guest of the universe
- Why don't we take all the chemistry jokes and barium.
- —Guest BaCoN
- Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium medical elements? A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium
- —Guest DESTROYEROF69
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