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From the article: Science Pranks
Science is funny and scientists have a great sense of humor! Do you have a science joke or riddle or are you looking for one? Share your science joke or read jokes submitted by other readers. Share Your Joke

Salt

I was going to make a salt joke but then I thought Na
—Guest Izzy

Good Science joke

I would tell you a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon
—Guest pswag229

Sodium

I was gonna tell u a joke about sodium but Na lmao
—Guest Nomes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how

Much for a drink. The bartender says "for you! No charge!"
—Guest Lolol laugh

necleus of the party

Yesterday I told a chemestry joke at a party, but I got no reaction...
—Guest alex smith

Naah

You asked if I knew a joke about sodium hypobromide? NaBrO
—Guest Ya mahn

Bad liar

What does a bad liar and a Lyme disease research lab have in common They have a lot of nervous ticks
—Guest Wildman Wood

Helicase

I wish I was helicase, so that I could unzip your genes! (If you say it out loud, it sounds like the word "jeans")
—Guest Student

OMG

Oxygen and Magnesium were really magnificent! I mean like OMg (Oxygen -O, Magnesium- Mg)
—Guest The nerdy

no charge

a neutron walks in a bar and asks the bartender the price of a drink and to which the bartender responds:"for you,no charge." lmao
—Guest tears

No thanks

A photon checks into a hotel and they asked him if they can carry his luggages. He said "No thanks, im travelling light."
—Guest STUDENT OF SCIENCD

Homophones

Two guys walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I get an H20?" The second guy says, "I'll have an H20 two." And dies. (H20, too not H202, for those of you who are confused.)
—Guest Mary

Precision/measurement

The professor walked into the lab and saw his student measuring a liquid with a graduated cylinder. The professor read the measurement out loud as 19.28 ml. The student replied, "precisely."
—Guest Brian

Burying chemists

If you bury two chemists together, do you get double decomposition?
—murgatroni

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Wht cant a physical chemist work at a bar? They cant handle the pressure
—Guest mojo

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