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Uncertainty and Observation
- Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg replies "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was." The cop begins to be suspicious and proceeds to search the car. Upon opening the trunk he exclaims "Hey, you have a dead cat back here." to which Schrodinger replies "Well now I do! Thanks."
- —Guest T-Dub
- Doctor:do you want to here a joke about lithium?
- —Guest melania
bro might i recommend this one?
- hydrogen combined with oxygen. but oxygen wasn't feeling too happy. the reaction wasn't strong today.
Bromide, Iron, iodine, were good friends.
Sodium was a lone-wolf.
Hydrogen picked a fight with Bromide so his friends got involved in the reaction.
Hydrogen said, "Hi, dro"
Bromide said "Bro! Mide 'I' say something"
Iodine said "Wait, I o' din' nothing, talk about fear" Iodine left...
Iron said "I-I-Iron do nothing man! serious"
Hydrogen said "gen's, get dro facts straight"
Bromide said "Bro, i only have circles, please!"
Iron said "I o' din' nothing so I ain' givin my electrons"
Hydrogen said " you better give my oxygen some man"
Iron quickly said "Iron doing nothin' man, so i'll go get oxy"
meanwhile bromide let off a fart and iron burnt with oxygen and hydrogen got so angry it fused to helium and the a squeaky pop was created. The pop was muffled by the fart and the burnt Iron let off heat and the lab exploded.
The coppers came and Iodine once again, said
"I ain't doin nothing!!!"
- —Guest inferno
No jokes, no problem
- I'm running out of chemistry jokes. All the good ones Argon.
- —Guest Bruiser with a Loser
- Why did the chemist's pants keep falling down?
He had no acetol.
- —Guest gestaltyDogg
- 9 sodium atoms walk into a bar, follewed by batman.
- —Guest Big Will
- old chemist never die they only fail to react as a chemist
- —Guest mu'azu gambo
- The guy next to me asked me if I had any Hypo Bromide, he said NaBrO
- —Guest Ducks On Toast
- What did the nerd say when he failed a test? "Ytterbium"
- —Guest Eric
proton and nutron walking down the stree
- A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
- —Guest P.julee
Hey, Chemistry Cat
- Random Person: Why do you react violently when we put you in H20? Chemistry Cat: Because my race contains iron, lithium and neon = FeLiNe origins.
- —Guest email@example.com
- Why do hamburgers have lower energy than steak? Because it's in a ground state.
- —Guest Alex P.
Two men walk into a bar...
- First man orders "I'd like H2O". The second man orders "I'd like H2O too". The second man died
- —Guest Bar Tender
- I zinc we are done because all the good jokes argon!
- —Guest j-mamma
- The atom asks the electron why are you small the electron replys because I have a low charge!
- —Guest riley