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Chemistry is funny and chemists have a great sense of humor! Do you have a chemistry joke or riddle or are you looking for one? Share your chemistry joke or read jokes submitted by other readers. Share Your Chemistry Joke

bro might i recommend this one?

hydrogen combined with oxygen. but oxygen wasn't feeling too happy. the reaction wasn't strong today. Bromide, Iron, iodine, were good friends. Sodium was a lone-wolf. Hydrogen picked a fight with Bromide so his friends got involved in the reaction. Hydrogen said, "Hi, dro" Bromide said "Bro! Mide 'I' say something" Iodine said "Wait, I o' din' nothing, talk about fear" Iodine left... Iron said "I-I-Iron do nothing man! serious" Hydrogen said "gen's, get dro facts straight" Bromide said "Bro, i only have circles, please!" Iron said "I o' din' nothing so I ain' givin my electrons" Hydrogen said " you better give my oxygen some man" Iron quickly said "Iron doing nothin' man, so i'll go get oxy" meanwhile bromide let off a fart and iron burnt with oxygen and hydrogen got so angry it fused to helium and the a squeaky pop was created. The pop was muffled by the fart and the burnt Iron let off heat and the lab exploded. The coppers came and Iodine once again, said "I ain't doin nothing!!!"
—Guest inferno

No jokes, no problem

I'm running out of chemistry jokes. All the good ones Argon.
—Guest Bruiser with a Loser

Chemist's pants

Why did the chemist's pants keep falling down? He had no acetol.
—Guest gestaltyDogg

Sodium Joke

9 sodium atoms walk into a bar, follewed by batman.
—Guest Big Will


old chemist never die they only fail to react as a chemist
—Guest mu'azu gambo

This guy

The guy next to me asked me if I had any Hypo Bromide, he said NaBrO
—Guest Ducks On Toast


What did the nerd say when he failed a test? "Ytterbium"
—Guest Eric

proton and nutron walking down the stree

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
—Guest P.julee

Potassium and Oxygen

Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? It went pretty OK.
—Guest Ben


knock knock, whos there, AU, AU who, gold :) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)8===)
—Guest Ethel


Copper went and insulted Argon. Argon had no reaction.
—Guest MajesticAsFuck

No Reaction

When you read all these chemistry jokes, you had no reaction.
—Guest Dinner

haha joke

be like a proton and stay positive. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
—Guest michael big daddy


Two men walk into a bar the first one says "I'll have H2O" the second one says "I'll have H2O too" the second man died
—Guest Heisenburger

Sad chemistry teacher

Why was the chemistry teacher sad at night?Because all her students argon home.
—Guest frances

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