From the article: Molecules with Strange Names
Chemistry is funny and chemists have a great sense of humor! Do you have a chemistry joke or riddle or are you looking for one? Share your chemistry joke or read jokes submitted by other readers. Share Your Chemistry Joke
- 2 people walk into a bar... 1 orders H2O, the other orders H2O2... one of them dies
- —Guest Bob
- Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was polar!
- —Guest Ihatechemistryclass
What elements cause cancer?
- What elements cause cancer? Calcium, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Erbium. CaNCEr!
- —Guest CaSe_SeNsItIvE
- So argon walks into a bar and the bartender tells him "sorry we don't serve noble gases"...he had no reaction
- —Guest Guest 55
- what does 7 on the pH scale have in common with Sweden. They both are neutral
- —Guest elijah
- The Cl- ion sing: I am an ion like anion in ion. And the Na ion sings: I am iron in the cation in ion. Both sings: Together we joined to form a compound and living in a crystalline compound.
- —Guest Jube
- What did the proton say to the electron? Why are you so negative
- —Guest Barack Obama
- What do you call it when sodium chloride punches you in the face? Asalt
- —Guest Jay-Sea
What do elements sing at the Holidays?
- We wish you a Merry Bismuth We wish you a Merry Bismuth Because Bismuth sounds like Christmas
- —Guest Lisa Dicken
- What do they do with all the dead chemists? Barium.
- —Guest J Peers
- Your so annoying i literaly iodide last week.hahahahahajh
- —Guest michael
Im all out
- I would tell you another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
- —Guest pinapples
- You keep messing up when u speak… Cat got your Tungsten????
- —Guest EpicDuck
- Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? 'Cause you are CuTe!
- —Guest Elemental Jokester
- lil' suzy didn't wear any safety glasses...now she doesn't need them
- —Guest kkk
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