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Readers Respond: Chemistry Jokes

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Why do chemists like nitrates? Because they are cheeper than day rates!
—Guest Rachel

I've lost it...

Two atoms were walking down the street when this conversation occured: "I think I just lost my charge." "Oh, really, are you sure?" Yes - I'm positive."
—Guest Jobie wan Kanobie

Bad pick-up line

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe.
—Guest Nobody

Plumbers and Chemists

How do tell if someone is a plumber or a chemist? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
—Guest Danimal

Spectator Ion

When people fight, I am the spectator ion. I watch the reaction happen.
—Guest Dr. Adeel Ahmed

Yet Another Noble Gas Joke

I told a joke about noble gases ...there was no reaction.
—Guest Radium


Hey, Avogadro I need to talk to you later. Can I have your number?
—Guest Nobody


please may h20 and his friend sayed please may i have h202 and he died
—Guest kay b

Bad Chemistry Jokes.

Let's take all the bad chemistry jokes and BARIUM.
—Guest Jenna

chemistry joke

I told a chemistry joke once there was no reaction
—Guest marcyla

do you trust an atom

Do you trust your atoms? Well you shouldn't they make up every thing.
—Guest im stuck in chemistry

ion war

2 atoms were in a battle one said to the other "im hit" the other said "are you sure" the first replied "im positive"
—Guest im stuck in chemistry

Potassium joke

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about potassium??? K.
—Guest Rae


Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says we don't serve noble gases here. Helium doesn't react.
—Guest Marina

why are

why are lutetium, carbon, potassium, and yttrium up all night? to get LuCKY!!
—Guest pro chemist

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