Dead ChemistsWhat should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
Medical Elements JokeQ: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Neutral NeutronA neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
The shopkeeping replies, "For you? No charge."
Mole JokeWhat was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.
Interview JokeQuestion at interview: What is nitrate (nite rate or night rate), Answer: double time.
Chemistry PoemPoor Willie worked in chem lab. Poor Willie is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Joke Why Chemists Are GreatWhy are chemists so great at solving problems? Answer: Because they have all the solutions.
Chemical Formula JokeQ: What is the chemical formula for diarrhea?